what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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