Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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