i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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