So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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