You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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