I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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