i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
