i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize