it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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