she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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