So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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