apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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