I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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