Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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