So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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