He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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