any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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