Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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