I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
How external is "for external use only"?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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