You really coming over, don't trick.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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