Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
