2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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