I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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