Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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