I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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