you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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