Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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