whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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