i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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