My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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