my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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