at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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