Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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