i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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