Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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