The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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