sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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