She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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