look no pants
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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