We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
