just come out here and I will go home with you...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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