At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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