How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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