he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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