there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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