physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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