Just cropdusted the office
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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