Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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