i think i have herpe
just one?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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