If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I FOUND THE LEGS
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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