No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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