I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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