Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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