i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
