My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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