Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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