If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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